Nick Whittier, having been alive for six centuries, has had plenty of time to master three professions. In a typical week he works as a police officer, lawyer and doctor and still finds time to murder someone and drink their blood. He used to feel guilty about the killings, but now he restricts himself to only eating the worst members of society. Few people in Starside, Illinois seem to care about the untimely deaths of spam e-mailers, pushy Jehovah Witnesses and politicians. However, the barriers between Nick's three secret lives start to crumble when a mysterious man from his past arrives...

Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has killed over 30,000 people, is back He writes his latest tale from inside a shack in Montana where he is hiding out from the authorities who are hunting him. Who was really responsible for ruining his life in Starside, Illinois? Nick has uncovered the truth... but he is not going to discuss it until after he tells the story of how he killed Adolf Hitler. Since he only feeds on terrible human beings, Nick often had a hard time finding victims over the years. World War Two was the worst military conflict in history, but for Nick it was a vacation. He...

Nick Whittier has made a lot of mistakes over his nearly seven centuries of existence. He has always tried to be a good person, or at least as good as a vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people can be. He learned about his most monumental screw up after Chuck Kruse's stunning revelation at the end of book two. Because of Nick's actions during World War Two, the Nazis have reemerged in the modern era. The most evil vampire who has ever lived is rallying neo-Nazis all over the world as part of a plan for global domination. Nick knows that it is up to him to intervene and end the Nazi threat...

Nick Whittier has mastered a lot of different professions during his nearly seven centuries of existence. Now the lovable vampire is tasked with the most important job that he has ever had. When aliens attack Earth, it is up to Nick and his friends to defeat them. He has killed over 30,000 people to quench his thirst for human blood, but many more will die because of the decisions he makes as President of the United States. The odds are stacked against humanity, and Nick's latest job could be his last. Dark Moonlighting 4: The One with the Whales is the fourth book in the humorous Dark...

Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns in this exciting conclusion to the Dark Moonlighting series. He has had many jobs over his nearly seven centuries of existence, but now he faces his most important challenge. The zombie apocalypse is at hand, and it is up to Nick and his friends to save humanity. Who will live? Who will die? Will Nick finally be cured of the vampire virus? What caused the zombie outbreak? Does asking a bunch of questions in the book description really encourage readers to buy it? Dark Moonlighting 5: Electric Dark Moonlightingaloo...