I have written a few things, books, poetry and such. I have read a LOT of books in my life (far too many to count) and I have realized that we live in a world fueled by unicorn farts and leprechaun sneezes.... But, enough about my weekend...) You are probably wondering what "It's a Poop Sneeze" is all about (or what it even means). Well, to answer that, you'll have to buy my book... FAIR WARNING: ALL semblance of PC (No, Not Personal Computers, but Political Correctness) has been abandoned in favor of honest observation and humor. If you are easily offended, I still suggest buying this book...