For Charlie-Bob Owens, a nerd high-school senior, everything started when he attacked an armed robber in order to save two fair damsels. He got shot in the leg as a result.

Soon after, he got rewarded with a harem of-though he had no way of knowing this-sex-slave cyborgs called bimborg. All he knew was that the hottest girls in his school (plus two hot teachers) were dropping their boyfriends and were offering Charlie-Bob any kind of sex, anytime, anywhere.

But soon after, Earth got a second kind of cyborg: the Cybes, evil cyborgs from the 27th century, who had...

Tim Hanson's day started rotten. He went to his father's funeral, got chewed out by Susan (his father's hardcore-feminist receptionist), witnessed a fatal car crash, and watched the SUV driver die despite Tim's efforts to save him.

Ah, but things weren't as they seemed. For that last part (the car accident and the dying) had all been a test by an ancient god--and Tim was the first human ever to pass the test.

As a reward, the Golden God gave Tim a magic power. But mischievously, the Golden God didn't tell Tim what exactly his new power did.

Tim's first hint of what his...