Fifth grader Gerald Krumfield doesn't enjoy playing "Hunt the Troll" with his arch nemesis, Nate Thompson, because Gerald is always the troll. When Nate and his gang catch him, they give Gerald the world's worst pink bellies and wedgies. The only bright spot in Gerald's school day is his copy of King Cyprus and the Knights of Twisted Tree. This book is filled with adventures of knights, kings, and the powerful fire-breathing feathered dragon, Tauran. If only Gerald could have the confidence and bravery of a knight, he wouldn't have to put up with Nate's bullying. Then, one day, Gerald...

Read Fifth Grade Monster School Can you get along with others who are different from you and win an election to change the school? Fifth grader Jaxson has no interest in interacting with most of his classmates at New Millennium Monster Middle School. After all, the school is filled with zombies, ghosts, vampires, and worst of all, werewolves. He is perfectly happy hanging out with his two best friends, Levi and Paisley, and his comedy club pals, with whom he can perfect his jokes. Then, Wulfric, the biggest, meanest werewolf in fifth grade, decides to run for student council president and...

The Rooster finds a bright shining object. The King wants it. The story is about how the Rooster goes through a series of problems to get to the bright shining object. This story is on the CD by Gary and Christopher Wittmann called Creating the Circle of the Stories, Poetry and Songs. This CD was a National Dove Award Children CD. You can also find it on a single in Amazon as a download listen to the song and sing along with the Rooster.

Limit Time Bonus: Children Special Bonus Book. Answer key in the back of the book on dots. Red Hair Dottie has a game for your child to Find the Red Dot, It is also a counting game and color game on the same page. Dorothy Wittmann is 80 years old and this is her first book with more coming with her son Gary Wittmann. Check out his books.

Timothy Bottoms Rules When fifth grader Timothy Bottoms goes to school on the first day wearing his older brother's red tie and gray vest, he endures a day full of insults by the school's biggest bully, Devin. But Timothy is determined to wear the same tie and vest every day of fifth grade. If he does, maybe his older brother will come home safely from the Army. Eventually, the bullying gets to be too much, though, and Timothy is tempted to break his promise to himself and his brother. Can anything convince him to leave the tie and vest on? Check out Fifth Grade Monster School Fifth Grade...

Children love poetry. People have compared Gary Wittmann to Shel Silverstein in his humorous drawings and poems. Take a look and laugh as well.

Buy the paperback edition and get a VIDEO of Gary Wittmann telling the story and sound effects. You also get the ebook at a lower cost. Underwear Nerd and the Booger Boys Play Fartball Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) is finally in fourth grade, and he is ready to rule the school in grossing out the kids and teachers with his nasty, varied, and stinky farts. But then, Dunstan Gooberman (aka Booger Boy), comes to town. His specialty is boogers. Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy begin a rivalry that threatens to gross out the whole school. When given an ultimatum by the principal, Underwear...

Underwear Nerd and the Fartastic, Boogerific Food Fight Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) rules the school with his nasty, stinky farts and not even Booger Boy was able stop him. Or so he thought. In Book 2 of the Underwear Nerd series, Booger Boy challenges Underwear Nerd's power once again. But when push comes to shove in the cafeteria, more than just boogers and farts start to fly. What will happen to Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy AFTER the fartastic, boogerific food fight?