It was a daydream come to life--adrift in the Atlantic Ocean on a life raft with a pulchritudinous helicopter pilot of the opposite sex. Any fifth grader struggling through Miss Wormwood's classes at PS Six-and-seven-eights would have switched places with Bernard Piffy without so much as a thought. A hot bod to ogle and the ocean blue Dolphins and flying fish But Bernard Piffy wasn't a fifth grader; he only looked like one. He was a private detective scrunched into the body of a ten-year-old boy. He had an adult's brain, a kid's slim physique. He had saved Captain Rochelle Hinds' life and...
It was a daydream come to life--adrift in the Atlantic Ocean on a life raft with a pulchritudinous helicopter pilot of the opposite sex. Any fifth gra...
He was a middle-aged private detective in the body of a ten-year-old boy and she was a UN helicopter pilot. They couldn't stand the sight of each other. Then the helicopter pilot fell in love with Mohammad Atta, the notorious 9/11 suicide-bomber and the ten-year-old decided to save her from herself. So they fought and they fit and they scratched and they bit till nothing was left but their nails and the tips of their tails. Seventy-year-old Gert Bumstead would come to the little boy's aid by disguising him as a girl. The British Secret Service, Interpol and dozens of terrorists, both living...
He was a middle-aged private detective in the body of a ten-year-old boy and she was a UN helicopter pilot. They couldn't stand the sight of each othe...
Private detective Bernard Piffy came home in a rowboat, scarcely alive, he had survived the destruction of the Yellow Unterseeboot and he wanted a little time to recover but his boss had other ideas. Terrorists had put fleas from the Prophet's beard in the headscarf Nancy Pelosi wore when she visited Bashar al-Assad in Damascus in 2007. The fleas were supposedly still alive. Piffy would have to find the scarf and the fleas before they could be let loose on America. If that weren't bad enough his boss, the ten-year-old version of Asma bint Marwan, had lost her halo, the time warp that carried...
Private detective Bernard Piffy came home in a rowboat, scarcely alive, he had survived the destruction of the Yellow Unterseeboot and he wanted a lit...
She was Asma bint Marwan. She had been murdered by Umyar ben Uday on orders from the Prophet in 642 A.D. for speaking out against Islam. But she had not died; the spirits of the ancient Greeks had carted her off to the Netherworld from where she had continued her desperate struggle against the forces of evil. And now she was back on Earth in the body of a ten-year-old girl and her old enemies were gathering against her: The Necromancer, a teenage genius who could bring the dead back to life and Imam ali-Kazam a failed sorcerer who were conspiring to establish the first Islamic Caliphate in...
She was Asma bint Marwan. She had been murdered by Umyar ben Uday on orders from the Prophet in 642 A.D. for speaking out against Islam. But she had n...
Banzai Stover had served in Iraq and Afghanistan and had seen how Muslim women were treated. He was bound and determined to do something about it. Yeah, when he got back to the States he would start an underground railroad. He would be a Pamela Geller; he would be Brigitte Gabriel. He would free the slaves. His cousin Ramrod told him he was crazy. This was America, not the Middle-East. He would get the ACLU and the SPLC after him, the Obama administration, MSNBC, the Huffingtonpost, the FBI. Ramrod was right. Banzai got shot in the butt the first day on the job and was arrested but the woman...
Banzai Stover had served in Iraq and Afghanistan and had seen how Muslim women were treated. He was bound and determined to do something about it. Yea...
