After ninety years of warring, exploring, and saving the realm, brothers Yarl and Fonn, must take up the title of Master again. If they don't, someone else will surely steal all the fame, glory, and fertile women. How will they ever train new apprentices, save the kingdom, and still find time to fit in that extra order of chicken wings? Make no mistake, the old Masters have a lot to pass on and only a short timeframe to do it. Will young Garrett flourish as an apprentice Sworvei? Can his partner Azilda master the 'Nesting Nightingale'? And who in hell invited the ogres? Join this rag-tag...

Sentenced to hard time on Bellicose Island, Ascentyai Asimo and his son now realize how difficult rehabilitation can be. The shark patrol is looking for new recruits and neither of the men are noted swimmers. Escaping the Island and forming a better plan for world domination are things that will have to be done and quickly. Perhaps this cool new chalice they discovered will help? Fortunately for the realm, there is one man and his robotic privy cleaning companion who know of the general's evil intentions. Stopping the ambitious Asimos is a solvable dilemma, but it will mean a harrowing...