At first, you won't like Fremont Rosenbloom. What he does for a living is rather detestable. Let's say you have an ex-husband getting remarried, or perhaps your slave driver boss' son's birthday is coming up. If you want the occasion to be remembered, you call Fremont. Ruining special occasions is his specialty, in fact you could say it is his art. But please withhold judgment. Fremont has a story. You see, Fremont's dad abandoned him. He left in the dead of night, not to be seen again. As a parting gift, Fremont's father left him a motivational voice mail on their answering machine,...