Over the years I have been sent many emails, many of them headed: 'This is the best ever' 'You must read this' 'Please don't ignore this' So this book is a tribute to the people who devised them, the people who forwarded them and some of the poor people who are the unwitting subjects of the laughter and pity within them. It's a collection of the funniest, rudest, crudest, most surprising, most shocking and downright bizarre emails I have ever received. From naked snow shovellers to illiterate sign writers, from frisky Royals to (other) strange animals, it's all in these pages. Now you can be...