This is the book your school headmistress would not have allowed you to read, when you were a schoolboy. In it, the Angel of Kickarse and Linguistics uses humour, double entendre and mild lewd references to teach professional footballer Tom (and you), tips and tricks to remember ten spelling and grammar lessons. Her techniques will certainly raise ... eyebrows. Study the lessons hard and with great pleasure you will soon come to know your pen is ... well, start reading and you will soon find out.