"Leaving the house for her blind date with the mysterious Doctor Andrew, 43 year old Ella was a wild, untamed gypsy goddess, but sitting outside Chequers, sipping cold coffee, she wonders why her reflection reminds her so much of Ken Dodd." A tale of men, women, and desperation. Also includes the bonus story, "Adrift," a short tale of marital decay and the inevitable carcrash of a child leaving home. ------------------------------------------

Having escaped the Dark Prince Avarat's forces on Earth, Joe explodes from the Majia Gate into the beautiful but deadly realm of Antigol. Seperated from his best friend Reece, the strange muttering madman Shambling Sam, and worse still, the jaw-dropping warrior child, Kinga, his sworn protector, Joe stumbles, lost and alone, through a bewildering, exotic world. Soon he is fighting for his life against tentacled, man-eating plants, and savage demonic hounds, before being rescued by Antigol's most powerful witch, the Ice Queen. Beautiful and silken voiced, she quickly ushers Joe to the safety...