A Brisbane boy named Ant is at a turning point in his life. Overweight and stressed, the thirty five year old has just left the Army after serving in three conflicts. Exhausted from his adrenaline fueled past, Ant desires a quiet life with a nice pleasant wife. He wants to join the rat race edging in traffic towards a safe, dull and reliable job in the City. He’s not off to a great start as he has just woken up nude in a broom closet in a Phuket hotel with a hang over severe enough to turn him into a sobbing man baby. Instead of finding a nice wife, he ends up with an eye wateringly...