Conner was in the middle of the roughest of rough patches. A year after he lost his job, his wife walked out. This was followed by the loss of his car, apartment, hairline, personal hygiene, and dignity. He couldn't even muster up enough funds to indulge in a reasonable mid-life crisis. One day he answers a mysterious "help wanted" ad and finds himself swept up in a world of prophecy, madness, dreams, regrets, and people with decidedly odd tastes in fashion. Can Conner save the world? Can he get the girl? Can he conquer his demons? Will he buy a new television? What's with the sweatpants? At...
Conner was in the middle of the roughest of rough patches. A year after he lost his job, his wife walked out. This was followed by the loss of his car...
What do floating pigs, children's car seats, and a disappointingly polite dragon have in common? Well, not very much, to be honest, unless your name is Gidion and you are the unlucky hero of The Learning Curve- a charming fantasy novel brimming with satire, absurdity, and Brobdingnagian amounts of silliness, held together with strong characters, sharp writing and a compelling story. Gidion, a young wizard in training forcibly ejected from the Tain Pek Academy of Magic and Advanced Gardening, encounters all of the above and much more on an epic quest to redeem his name, awaken his latent...
What do floating pigs, children's car seats, and a disappointingly polite dragon have in common? Well, not very much, to be honest, unless your name i...
