In the post-apocalypse worlderness, zombies rule the earth. They're allergic to meat, and brains literally make them explode.
Zombies now eat blood potatoes, parasitic tubers grown in the flesh of humancows corralled in maximum security farms.
The necros, barbaric human nomads travelling the worlderness in floating villages, worship the zombies. The necros both eat the zombies, and wear clothes made from them; they live in houses built of bricks of undead flesh. They also keep zombies as sex slaves.
Two fugitives meet in the ancient...
VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
In the post-apocalypse worlderness, zombies rule the earth. They're allergic to meat, and brains literally make th...
Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects. Ashley Status has both a digitally augmented brain, and 'muscle-purses' in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects-cars, guns, rocket launchers, etc . When Raye is framed as the fall girl in a jewel robbery, the pair flee Chicago's vengeful robot gangsters and take refuge in the Hotel Bizarre, where the gorgeous 'vagina singer, ' Femina, is performing for a week. But the Hotel Bizarre is even stranger than its name suggests, and very soon Raye and Ash are involved...
Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects. Ashley Status has both a digitally a...
""This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be.""--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger
Welcome to the strange place:
A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.
Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is...
""This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny st...
Reality has henceforth been abolished - The Fixer.
In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.
Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield's O-Zone-that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The 'O' is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.
Worse still, the gingers-mutant cannibals-prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie's employers sent to get back the...
Reality has henceforth been abolished - The Fixer.
In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a m...
Boston Corpse: A Bud Malone Thriller MAGIC CAN BE MURDER
Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve.
When Boston's robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help.
The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she's telling him.
It's a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad's beautiful...
Boston Corpse: A Bud Malone Thriller MAGIC CAN BE MURDER
Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling he...
Boston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone?
In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs.
In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems.
Malone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him.
There's also a woman obsessed with chicken...
Boston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone?
In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry...
From the creator of "Boston Posh" and "Boston Corpse" comes "Boston Lust," the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series
"Bless it, Father, for she "has" sinned."
Seven murdered gay women, all their bodies completely drained of blood. All also with large parts of their bodies dissolved away like acid has been pumped into their veins.
Bud Malone has to find the female vampire preying on Boston's lesbian population.
Then Malone meets the beautiful Trudi Carmen and the case gets even more tangled. Trudi needs Malone's help in recovering a ring that's gone...
From the creator of "Boston Posh" and "Boston Corpse" comes "Boston Lust," the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series
PUSSY TRANSMISSION Pussy Transmission were the most decadent Pop Art ensemble of the 90's. Led by the beautiful painter Isis Lynch, the trio revolutionized the art world. Then suddenly, without explanation, Pussy Transmission vanished into historical obscurity. Now, twenty years later, three women come to Lynch Place. Lily and Nina are journalists desperate to interview Isis Lynch. Raven, on the other hand, wants to find her boyfriend, who's gone missing inside Isis's house. Raven's worried-she's heard that Pussy Transmission broke up because Isis began dabbling in black magic . . . with...
PUSSY TRANSMISSION Pussy Transmission were the most decadent Pop Art ensemble of the 90's. Led by the beautiful painter Isis Lynch, the trio revolutio...
