Vincent has problems. The good news is he's got two separate sets of parents that love him very much. It just so happens that half of them are super heroes and the other half are super villains. Yikes. So what does Vincent want to be when he grows up? Well, it doesn't involve flying at the speed of light or robbing banks. His parents aren't amused. They want him to choose sides. So what does Vincent do? He goes looking for advice from a mysterious uncle who lives halfway across the globe. Good thing the family jet is fueled

"Monster? We don't have that word in our dictionary. The closest translation would be Deemee Durawga or, one who is restless. So begins the story of the very restless Tanner, a self-serving egotistical teenager always trying to do things his way. After being raised on an alien spacecraft for ten years by beings who have no idea how to properly educate or nurture him, he decides to jump ship while stealing a time machine in the process. Traveling millions of years in the future, he brings an alien civilization out of the stone age, only to be eventually banished because of his "methods."...