I awoke from a heavenly slumber on a pillow of soft clouds with a vague memory of being chased into a lake by two Knights with long spears. After a long period, an old man came into my view and floated up to me. I asked him where I was and he replied "You are in Heaven and I am St. Peter." He went on to tell me that I had died before my time and he was ordering my rebirth. As I was talking with St. Peter, he asked if I had any requests. I sat for moment thinking and then requested that I not be born into a family of goat farmers, as my previous life was herding goats and nothing more. This...