Do you hate reading books? Have the only books that you've read been forced upon you by your time spent in academia? Have you been told you have a drinking problem? Were you made in America? If you answered affirmative to any two of the above inquiries, then you are biologically more inclined to enjoy JMF Thomas's self-proclaimed literary masterpiece, Made in America. Mr. Thomas has taken the liberty of chronicling all of his drunken face-offs with life, thereby revealing things every freedom-loving American can relate to. If you cannot relate to his adventures, then you probably answered...