From high fashion, with pantyhose at mid-thigh and condiments adorning my hair, to a career as a nurse and housewife, with buckets o' brains and vomit in my shoes, Never Borrow Your Mother's Pantyhose chronicles the mishaps and misadventures which seem to spontaneously erupt in my presence. What start out as average, ordinary days are turned into chaotic catastrophes. Never Borrow Your Mother's Pantyhose is a series of short humorous anecdotes which span my early disastrous attempts at cooking to my current disastrous attempts at doing laundry. Never Borrow Your Mother's Pantyhose is loaded...