In one year a man from England lost his 100,000 a year job, got arrested, turned 30, worked as an escort, went to Ibiza, sang "Ding Dong Merrily on High" on National TV, kissed another man, hit a sex-doll of a 19th floor balcony, slept with a celebrity, wrote a book, starred in three feature films, lost the love of his life, took over the top two floors of a building, watched the world's best DJ at the world's best club, ended up in court, paid 200 so an international smuggler could find his daughter, became a soldier, converted to Islam, turned gay, became a psychopath, applied for 825 jobs,...