Douglas Jeffery Moreau is a young patent office worker living in downtown Portland, Oregon. With inventors walking into his office every day with new and exciting ways to change the world, Doug feels as though he hasn't done enough to better other people's lives. Compounding his feelings of a lack of accomplishment, Doug worries that he doesn't have the relevant skills to help others out. His only talent comes in the form of airsoft, where he is revealed to be quite good with a weapon. After a strange day involving a radical new invention brought into Doug's office and the discovery of a...