Once upon a time, a rough and tumble seven year old caught Santa sliding down the chimney... Then a ninja elf came and broke Santa out; no net is strong enough to keep out this ninja elf Off past the faithful family pet they ran and jumped in the sleigh. They raced to another house but refused to stop when ghosts were there to greet them. Santa doesn't tangle with ghosts. He doesn't tangle with vampires, either. At the next stop, he met a runaway gingerbread man who yelled, "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man " Santa didn't bother to catch him; he had things to do. On his way to his...