Tim loves the way science can explain everything and is building a WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) database on his laptop to prove it. His big sister Rox is into ghost stories and love spells and would love nothing better than to meet a real ghost. When they move into Greenwich Abbey, she gets her wish - and it looks as if the ghost might be hell bent on murder ... 'Funny, frightening, compulsively page-turning and all in all, a rattling good read' - cartoonist and author Martin Rowson

Patrick has little time for religion and would far rather write up the rock god living in the next street but he's sent to interview a surprisingly attractive woman priest - 'If I heard her singing in the bath, it's not my ear I'd put to the keyhole, ' he writes. He's so intrigued by the priest's beauty and scandalous past that he falls obsessively in love with her. Dragged through fear, hypocrisy and despair to the darker side of love and religious faith, Patrick is writing to his girlfriend to explain why he is in prison on remand for the priest's rape and murder. 'A gripping, plausible and...

'I could never have become a Christian, let alone a priest, if I thought the Gospels were to be taken literally. I have far too much common sense for that and am still dazed by otherwise rational people who don't. I was so lucky From the start I was taught about Midrash.' This little book is for all the readers of The Most Intimate Place who have asked if they could have the Revd. Helen Halberd's beautiful and challenging meditations on the Bible's great love stories together in one place. In this book Helen explained how the Gospels were never meant to be taken literally - that God's honest...