Welcome to Philadelphia's most inadequate parking lot. Here, the stakeholders of the natural grocery market altercate over vacant territory, abandon their employed shopping carts, and ignore traffic patterns and signs. These are the perfect ingredients to shatter all faith in humanity for the individual appointed to supervising the concrete province. This is the world of the parking lot guy. Witness the transposition of a television comedy show host to a parking lot attendant. Watch narcissism diminish into depression and self pity. Experience the burning heart ache and bewilderment of...