A best-of collection of author Marc Mason's HAPPY NONSENSE columns, as well as some creative nonfiction short stories, and new work previewing his upcoming book A LATE START.

A young Hopi girl bonds with an alien rebel to stop the Earth from being invaded. Kaia Little was unhappy to leave her Hopi heritage behind and move to the big city, and unfortunately, all of her fears have come true: she's been relentlessly bullied, and has made only one friend, a deaf boy named Danny. Designate 5309 is an alien rebel on a world far across the universe who is on the run from bounty hunters who want to send him off to oblivion. But when a freak accident occurs at a radio telescope and allows 5309 to cross over into our world, both of these "misfits" are forced to find their...

__This book is intended to help you understand the basics of paranormal investigating. It's much more then just taking photos and electronic voice phenomena. A good team a good investigator always does their research first and understands the full dynamics of the site before conducting a paranormal investigation. __There are many dynamics to consider and most -ghost hunters- overlook them. So what are the things you should know or understand that may effect your investigation? Why do you need to know these things and what benefits does it give you? How do you conduct a professional...