The 80s have not been kind to the Kingdom of Love. Mad King Bruce sits the throne, killing all who come between him and his dream of being forever young. With a mysterious wizard and the psychotic Major Tom at his side, it appears nothing's gonna stop them now. Across town, Michael, the owner of the Love Shack restaurant, is fruitlessly trying to get Eileen to come dancing. But Eileen is holding out for a hero. And she may have found one in Richard, the rebel son of Lord Astley. There is one small problem: he is already promised to his childhood sweetheart, Jenny. Into this mix arrives a...