A message in a bottle...the holy grail of nautical lore. A donkey in a bottle...not so much. Until now. Donkey in a Bottle is a maritime tropical adventure story of a message in a bottle that floats in "unchartered and timeless" waters-with one unique feature. The message does not arrive in the form of a note. It's delivered in the form of a donkey named Dibs. Jackstone Dibs, PhD (Pretty Handsome Donkey), finds himself in the precarious predicament of being permanently cast into a bottle via the spell of a rum-drunk voodoo witch. Along with his companion-a one-eyed, Jamaican-speaking...