Angelo Bastillo has just started high school, and already his life is over: dumped by the girl he's been crushing on for years, hating every class, terrorized by twin bullies, and forced to consult a suicide line in lieu of therapy by his overprotective (and cheap) father. Then he and his friends Drew Wales and Lionel "Porno Name" Tang stumble upon a secret cache of dirty money that could make them rich, if they could only get at it. With a crew of specialists from school (cracker, hacker, grifter and muscle) plus the suspect assistance of a mysterious senior known only as The Saint, Angelo...