Gerry and Macko - twentysomethings with an appetite for beer, women and football and an aversion to housework. An old drunk who swears he just met Elvis Presley outside Elland Road. An extra-terrestrial cylinder landing on the Yorkshire moors. A dying young woman who undergoes a miraculous recovery to rise from her hospital bed. A clandestine government agency called MI13, its location and purpose known only to a small handful of military personnel and to the regulars of the Horse and Groom pub near Ascot. Demis Roussos' autograph. The most unusual karaoke contest that the Elland Social Club...