Trying to preserve her last few precious shreds of sanity while working and raising children, Romi Brenner has come to terms with the fact that sometimes you have to turn a blind eye to the fashion whims of a four year old, that you can never underestimate the power of a phone with a working mute button, and that pedicures just aren't for everyone. Maintaining her sense of humor amid bath time hysterics, birthday cake pop carnage and botched early morning conference calls, Brenner takes her readers through a series of hilarious essays about motherhood and family life. Join Brenner and find...

Romi Brenner is back from the front lines of working motherhood with more gems such as how not to go to a video conference, why two months' notice is required before hosting a play date, how to decimate a glowing reputation with your company in one business trip, and why you shouldn't take tired children out to a restaurant. Even if it means you have to go home and make them cat food for dinner. Or bark chips. From the domestically challenged author of Please Tell Me I'm On Mute comes another collection of stories about the blissful madness that is parenthood. If you've ever spent half an...

Dear Kale is your personal invitation into a world of the most intimate sentiments towards things like Tuesday, those gigantic grocery store carts with fire trucks on the end, close encounters with hungry goats and waking up early for nothing. Drawing inspiration from the small things in life, Romi Brenner presents a fresh little book packed with uproariously funny bits that are sometimes snarky, sometimes poignant and always thoughtfully crafted. Finally someone has taken a stand about wrinkles, Band Aids with unacceptable artwork and our collective obsession with stats. She's on to you,...