REVIEW EXCERPTS FROM JOHN GREEN, AMAZON TOP 1000 REVIEWER, VINE VOICE: ..".this was funny And I don't just mean "heh, got in a good one" funny, more like "lol- they nailed it" funny...this is a YA parody there's no actual shagging going on, but...it's pretty comical ...some very witty satire here...it'll put a smile on your face."
DESCRIPTION: Warning: Rude references to breasts and masturbation. (Not that parents who let their kids read books as violent as "The Hunger Games" would care.) Phatness Evermean finds herself volunteering for the Games on Infinite Justice Day (slogan:...

Frickin' hilarious, yet so vile that BDSM doesn't seem to be enough letters to describe it. This parody is designed for the most immature mature adults out there. Reader indiscretion is not just advised, it is required. Unitarian Green and Anastasia (Nasty) Lime take their sexual rollicks to new licks. But, don't worry, there are still plenty of flushes, wry smiles, head cockings, finger steeplings, hitches, craps and double craps. If you are easily offended (or even uneasily offended), we don't know why the hell you read "Fifty Shades of Grey" in the first place (it is required reading to...