Five years ago and counting, I recorded this in my science diary: "12/03/2011: This morning while munching on a piece of dry toast, I picked up a blank sheet of paper and stared at it..turned it over ...and stared at it some more. A thought experiment popped into my head: What if I were the Absolute and this thin piece of paper in my hand were the spacetime curvature of a lower dimensional Universe? Moreover, what if simply by folding it, I could entangle a few particles, thus violating Bell's Theorem. And then what if, with my Infinite Sense of Humor (remember, I'm the Absolute), I unfold...