Look at poor little Woofs on the front cover. Don't you feel sorry for him? You shouldn't really. He has a pretty good life. He just happens to have a cone on his head right now. Sometimes life places a cone on your head. If you are lucky, it is a metaphorical cone, but in Woof's case, it is very, very real. Forget Woofs, let's talk about you... Have you ever served in the Swiss Army? Ever swam around in a fish bowl for several years? Been a greedy televangelist? If you answered "No" to these questions then it is absolutely necessary that you read this book because your life is really not...