Father Pete acts like he's having a nervous breakdown. He invites his congregation to walk out of mass in protest with him. This fails. No one listens to his sermons, and he's too old and far too embarrassed to start over.Three days later Father Pete wakes in a hospital suffering from amnesia after attempting suicide. He finds a notebook he doesn't remember filling, with entries referring to himself as Saint Peter. His entries are so outlandish he knows he's insane, but the other patients begin joining him in prayers. They thank him, claiming he's better therapy than any of the doctors. He...

Is the United States the best country in the world? An American believes that until he lives in Spain for a year with his wife. They argue about where they should raise their two children, Spain or the states. Bars, clothes, driving, sports, cursing, education, the environment, restaurants, the elderly, learning a language all come into play as he makes his case. But ultimately, which country will they choose?