Barry Shaw's whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a mulitiude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively, before they had the chance to murder him Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn't happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever...until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight. Love would have to wait. Apart they...

Dysfunctional Romance 'The Break-Up ' Follow Barry and Sandra, the most dysfunctional couple ever, as they tackle an inevitable marital crises in the company of their psychotic twins, a frustrated fortune-teller, a few mental asylum 'buddies'...and two poxy pedigree poodles Throw in a crazy dollop of OCD, ADHD, panic attacks, alcohol and kinky sexual shenanigans, stirred up with a nice sprinkle of pavement crack phobia, and this might just be the funniest escapade ever to be told. An unconventional romantic comedy that'll restore your faith in antidepressants