Despite the fact that the Jets haven't had a championship since The Supremes were rocking the charts with "Love Child," their fans somehow feel justified in acting like they are a dynasty. They, therefore, need to be constantly informed of their irrelevance. Heck, they are second-class citizens in their own city. Diana Ross needs to come up with a remake for those green clad doofuses called, "Step Child." And we needed to write a book called, Things That Might Annoy . . . A Jets Fan. It includes hundreds of things to say and do to protect yourself from the obnoxiousness that is a Jets fan. In...