Thirteen-year-old Danny is astounded when his father decides to send him to Dark Lord Academy to learn to be a villain. Pa claims it will make him stand out and fulfill his own lost childhood dreams. Being evil doesn't appeal to Danny, but he's always been a good and obedient son, so he goes. Dark Lord Academy's not just unappealing, it's downright terrible. His advisor dyes Danny's blond hair black and changes his name to the unpronounceable Zxygrth. He can't get the hang of maniacal laughter, his second-in-command servant is a puke-colored monkey, and the cafeteria lady enjoys serving...

Reina's brother Austyn has been declared the Child Warrior, but he's only six. What's a big sister to do? Allowed to accompany her brother, Reina discovers they're in deeper trouble than she thought-the Gold Wizard isn't shaping up to be the guide he's supposed to be and the Red Wizard's harpies and snakewolves are on their trail. If anyone's going to find a way to track down the elusive Sword of Chivalry for Austyn and get him into the Red Wizard's castle to fulfill whatever it is the obscure prophecy insists must be done, it's got to be Reina.

Captain Pit Bull is the terror of the seven seas, plundering ships traveling to Catland with his team of scurvy sea dogs. Two young kittens, Patrick and Nathaniel, are galley slaves, chained to the oars below deck. With the help of the brave cabin pup Rifky, the kittens escape. Patrick swears to return and defeat Captain Bull, but can he do it before the pirate captain realizes Rifky's mutiny?