"The great thing about Earth is its unending stream of culture, broadcasting on multiple channels; a never ending source of entertainment-how lovely the rest of the universe gets to tune in for free. I know you're out there listeners, scoping out the latest info on the whole Earth deal. Some of you have even managed to get within petting distance, some have even sampled the dirt but old Emperor Coriander wants to keep a tight leash on his pride and joy: 'Look, but don't touch.' You'd think the whole planet was under glass. But seriously now, you can't blame us for being curious. Its human...