When did dogs go from eating table scraps to gourmet food? When did they start wearing designer clothes and accessories? When did they stop being pets and become our children? MY KIDS HAVE TAILS is a light-hearted glimpse at how we humans tend to perceive our canine kids, sparing no expense on grooming, toys and tasty treats. (There are specialty bakeries for dogs throughout the nation and spreading.) We've gone as far as renting halls for canine weddings replete with peanut butter cakes and Barkmitzvahs when they reach thirteen. Oy Vay MY KIDS HAVE TAILS follows the progression of my four...
When did dogs go from eating table scraps to gourmet food? When did they start wearing designer clothes and accessories? When did they stop being pets...
An evening bag, circa 1923 and a mysterious midnight caller, transforms Lake Noonie, a forty-plus harried housewife into a sexy diva. Leading a dull, frustrated life with Owen Noonie, her hypochondriacal husband and three problematic children, she purchases an antique evening bag, which when opened, catapults her back in time to a speakeasy, where she finds herself involved in a volatile situation with Tony Tomatoes, a possessive mob guy and her soul mate, J.P., a movie producer.
An evening bag, circa 1923 and a mysterious midnight caller, transforms Lake Noonie, a forty-plus harried housewife into a sexy diva. Leading a dull, ...
