From the author that brought you Doggy Paddling in the Deep End, comes yet another romp through the darkest recesses of a man with a sense of humor and a lot of free time. Whether it's suggesting America needs an intervention, video games can provide a real-world moral compass, or weighing the pros and cons of being a terrorist, there's nothing inflammatory that isn't in here. Do a Bible passage mad lib between reading about the New American Dream App and what would happen if teachers got drafted like NFL players. What is the minimum body count for a massacre? What's next for reality TV? Why...