Valentine doesn't understand why his mum thinks farting is such a big deal, especially when she feeds him healthy fruits and vegetables that make him gassy. After all, everyone farts, don't they?

One day, Valentine and Mum learn that the Queen is in town--and she's planning a visit to their home for tea As they prepare for the royal arrival, the gassy little boy can't help but let his toots tootle and his poots pass. But when the Queen arrives, he'll make a startling discovery about his mum and get a resounding answer to a very important question: Does the Queen fart?