Based On A True Story The book that the C.I.A. don't want you to read I would not recommend this book to anybody - Senior C.I.A. Agent (not his real name). I laughed so much I had loose stools for a week - DIY FURNITURE ASSEMBLER I on the other hand became quite vexed and did not laugh one iota. I have recommended the author for psychiatric evaluation. Consequently my stools remain firm and trouble free. - AUTHOR'S G.P. If only this book had been around in my day, just think what I might have achieved - ALEXANDER THE GREAT (Could have been greater). More comedy per square metre than other...

UNOFFICIALLY THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD...EVER THE BOOK THAT N.S.A. SPIED ON FROM OUTER SPACE EVEN THE POPE TRIED TO BAN IT

Not today, thank you. We have enough books. VATICAN

SPOKESMAN

Gritty yet heart warming, like hot salty porridge on a winter's

day, Scathing in his criticism of the mess that society is in. It's

not his fault-it's probably mine. THE NAZARENE.

I liked the bit where the funny man slipped on a banana skin

DOSTOYEVSKY

Maverick Sutton takes one step forward, two steps back.

POLKA DANCE JUDGE

I don't quite know what to make of this book ...