From the "New York Times" bestselling author of "Confessions of a Scary Mommy" and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy.com, a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the vicious lies that every parent is told.
Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist s examination table and was told the biggest lie she d ever heard in her life: Motherhood is the most natural thing in the world.
Instead of quelling her nerves like that well intentioned nurse hoped to, Jill was instead set up for future of questioning exactly what DNA strand she was missing...