This hilarious makeover of the Mayan calendar sends up end-of-the-world predictions and apocalyptic jitters, while serving as a fully functional datebook planner. Lavishly illustrated and chock-full of dubious historical notes, this book reinterprets ancient glyphs and gaffes in light of the modern world to illustrate just how prescient the Mayans might have been.

What to do about our do-nothing Congress? Sure, we've tried voting them out. We've tried indicting them. Nothing works them especially. Open mockery at least seems to get their attention, so maybe this collection of satirically motivational rhymes will prompt them to start doing what they campaigned so hard to get their jobs. Even if this book doesn't inspire Congress into action any more effectively than "Go the F**k to Sleep" got wide-awake children into slumberland, it will provide us frustrated citizens, like those bleary-eyed parents, a few laughs and make us feel just a little better...

A trio of illustrated tales featuring familiar characters, in funny and unexpected new adventures. Includes: The Case of the Glowing Balls in the Nighttime The truth behind Dr. Watson s cover story of what didn t happen to Sherlock Holmes. Tinman Crimefighter of Oz A new witch in Oz and a string of daring robberies disrupt flying monkey business as usual. Made of Dreams: Payback s a Bitch A cold-blooded femme fatale heats up the streets of San Francisco in her quest for revenge. "

Talk to the Hair offers a satiric first-100-day-by-day account of President Donald Trump making good on his campaign promise to "Make America Totally Classy Again " From Inaugural Ball-related injuries to finding that good fences don't make for such good neighbors after all, the new president lets the chips fall where they may-ideally into one of his own casinos. And, when the going gets tough, The Donald turns to the diplomacy of Sarah Palin and the muscle of some guys named Vinny. However it turns out, it's gonna be YOOGE

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