INTRODUCTION These recipes are the result of years of hard labor, personal risk, and great treachery. To get these recipes involved savage coercion and brutality. Once I almost killed a man just to learn the secret of his fondue. And now, for the first time ever, I literally drag these guarded treasures from their steel-lock boxes for your own pleasure and amusement. During my cruel retreat at Club Fed, I observed two main types of eaters. The first and smaller group is the prison gourmets. These folks take great pride in cooking. Their delicious banquet spreads are part of a larger cultural...

Mad Dog's Guide To Club Fed was written for those who are facing time in federal prison and for those who care about them. This book provides all of the facts in a very reader friendly way. Its ample text (312 pages of large format) provides thoughtful yet direct answers to the 145 most essential questions about life in the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI). This is not a storybook about an inmate's personal experiences. Here readers can easily find the answers they need without digging through pages of irrelevant yarns. Unlike others, this guide is not marketed to unnecessarily scare...

Mad Dog's Federal Prison Atlas Part One contains detailed information about 53 of the Bureau of Prison's facilities. A description of each institution featured offers the following details: A state location A metropolitan level map A street map Type of facilities Inmate gender Security level Federal region, judicial district Warden's name Inmate population Drug abuse program availability Description of inmate housing Geographical location Directions to the facility Phone and fax numbers E-mail address Physical address (for visits) Inmate mailing address Staff mail and shipping addresses...

Mad Dog's Visitor's Handbook for Federal Inmates You Get: * Complete commissary lists from 17 different institutions showing products (and prices) for sell to inmates. These include samples from all security levels, detention centers, medical centers, female facilities, transfer centers, a privately managed prison (CI), and the hole * Detailed answers to 62 essential questions regarding inmate visits * Convenient list of institutional abbreviations and acronyms * History of the Federal Bureau of Prisons along with statistics regarding: population, security levels, and types of offenses,...

Mad Dog's Federal Prison Atlas Part Two contains detailed information about 52 of the Bureau of Prison's facilities. A description of each institution featured offers the following details: A state location A metropolitan level map A street map Type of facilities Inmate gender Security level Federal region, judicial district Warden's name Inmate population Drug abuse program availability Description of inmate housing Geographical location Directions to the facility Phone and fax numbers E-mail address Physical address (for visits) Inmate mailing address Staff mail and shipping addresses...