We can all agree that when our women are happy, we're happy, and that means avoiding an argument at all costs. So how do we get there? Finally, here's a humorous and informative guide for men. This book will teach you what to say and when to say it. It will also teach you when you shouldn't say anything at all. So sit back, relax and get ready to change the way you respond to your girlfriend or your wife. Just follow the "The Ten ComMENdments," and your life will change for the better.