Bad Diets? The Rapture? The War of 1812? Global Warming? Political Conspiracy? Violence on the borders of the USA? The lost history of Soft Rock? Follow the non-stop action from the museums and cafes of Paris to the fast food rest stops and motels on the highways of Ohio, as past and future collide, forging an apocalyptical present where people from all walks of life must battle to determine the fate of the planet.

Tad Trifles, a character in the Novel An Inconvenient Amish Zombie Left Behind The Da Vinci Diet Code Truth, escaped from the pages of that book and wrote his own exercise/diet/dance/memoir/polemic. Seizing control of the book, Tom Smucker removed the potentially lethal diet advice it contained and reprinted it here with a Postscript describing its strange origins.