Mermaids, mimes, drunken gnomes, militant cows, mail order brides and death rockets; all just another day for Caleb Eklund. Whether he's uncovering government conspiracies, attempting to legislate alien abductions or just rewriting science as we know it, he's the man for the job- or is he? Follow along, as he takes on the world around him from his own unique and comical perspective, in this collection of life inspired short stories.