This is a not-so-fictional autobiography of Jeff Daeron, a functionally illiterate man living in constant fear that his illiteracy would be discovered by his boss, family, and friends with humiliating and otherwise disastrous results. The first part describes how he dealt with situations that required the ability to read such as "I forgot my glasses," "I don't have time to fill out the form now, I'll bring it back in the morning," or "I'm tired, ask mommy to help you read it." Just getting a driver's license or eye glasses were extremely stressful experiences. Jeff lived on the edge, always...