Poor Carl. He can't write a simple check to save his life. He can barely drive a car. And yet he's positive he can undo the monumental disaster he caused back at the laboratory.

Professor Horst Langsammachen, it's been rumored, has found a way to hurl a baseball at close to the speed of light. Now if only he can find his way to the pitcher's mound.

And what a mess Willis has made of things, all because he's incapable of answering simple yes-or-no questions.

Here are but three of the characters you'll find in this varied collection of stories about those who can and those who...