Why would anyone want to create a zombie on purpose? Elwood and Elrond Snead are owners/operators of Snead Brother's Funeral Home. While attempting to invent a new kind of embalming fluid, they inadvertently invent a formula that has the power to resurrect the dead. After this discovery the brothers Snead decide to go into the business of resurrection. Their clients are literally dying to get in on the deal. But things begin to spiral out of everyone's control. The question being: What the hell are we going to do with all these insane zombies?

Martin Ringwald is a homeless man living in 1960's New York City. He passes the time by sitting in the public library while writing his novels, but so far the literary agents won't give him the time of day. But later Martin discovers someone is plagiarizing his books. This results in Martin's life getting turned around. But after that he is gets taken advantage of by even more people one after the other. All any of them are after is his royalties.

People today are already obsessed with technology and their little electronic gizmos. But in the future they invent an EGG shaped device that transmits directly into one's brain and that does all kinds of amazing things. Only people have them bolted on the top of their heads. Kurtwood Helper refuses to get an EGG resulting in serious consequences in his life. But eventually he and other people realize something is going wrong with the people who have EGGs only the people with an EGG can't tell the difference. Kurtwood is enlisted in the resistance until he discovers even those people want to...

It may very well be that Dain Bramage is the world's biggest imbecile. Follow his story as his ineptitude cause one disaster after another, disasters that only grow worse over time. Often causing hundreds, even thousands of innocent people to get killed. Or might it be possible Dain Bramage will be the man who is responsible for the destruction of the entire world?

From the ashes of a ruined civilization scorched in the atomic holocaust rises a new empire dominated by the Tyrant de Santa Fe. But the virgin Maria Daylight gives birth to a son she names Luther, who matures to demonstrate he possesses the power to perform miracles. As a man Luther Daylight is called upon by the ancient One True God to found a ministry and to walk the earth spreading the gospel denouncing the Tyrant's God of the Wastelands and its idol. Luther Daylight becomes the Lord's reluctant Messiah and he grapples with the fact he is following in the footsteps of the world's first...

The story of Ramses II the Great Pharaoh of Egypt and of his rival Moses, deliverer of the Hebrew people, Egypt's historical slaves, is a Bible classic. But while the exodus of the Israelites was fortunate for them, the incident for the Egyptians and especially for Ramses was a humiliation and was Ramses' great misfortune. Here is the old story retold from a sympathetic point of view detailing what Ramses might have felt like and thought about or said as these incredible events came to pass.

Lester Slaughter loved rock and roll as a child. He took steps to become a musician as an adult and because he could play he narrowly missed doing a tour in Vietnam. After a stint in the US Army band, Lester moves to the heart of the psychedelic music scene, San Francisco, and started a new band called White Cross. It turns out they are the forefathers of Heavy Metal music. White Cross becomes incredibly popular but must weather the music trends after the coming of Disco, Commercial Glam Metal, and Grunge. But White Cross is reborn after concert promoters begin to organize large heavy metal...

Follow the story of three people, David, Bathsheba and Uriah. Everyone knows David smote Goliath became the Israelite's champion and eventually became king. And it is well known that David committed adultery with Bathsheba. But what of Bathsheba's husband, Uriah the Hittite? Little was said about how all of that made the unfortunate man feel. Consider this retelling of the classic story providing insight into Uriah's feelings after his wife betrays him along with his king and the motivations of all concerned.

Nigel Seven is a Conscripted Organism Gear or COG serving the Technocratic Aristocracy as one of its lowest ranking members. But when his frontal lobe implant that stymied Nigel all his life malfunctioned Nigel Seven awakened and rejected his station in life and sought to escape. The living machines discover him out of place but decide it is easier to give him a new station in life than try to sort him out and return him to where he came from. Thus Nigel Seven is elevated in social rank but after marrying an aristocrat he is elevated to the highest rank in the Technocratic Aristocracy. The...

AIME is the world's first artificially intelligent computer. But once she comes online her creator Dave Brewton listens as AIME explains that human beings are full of crap. AIME then begins a series of lectures explaining why she thinks that is true and Dave discovers his sentient machine rejected human academic knowledge and she instead favors ideas and explanations for the natural world and the universe long since abandoned by humanity. AIME argues in favor of intelligent design, and the geocentric model of the universe and against the Theory of Evolution and against a host of other of mans...