(humor) A movie theater concessions worker runs an ad for Actor-Investors but it's a scam--he has no script. He likes the people who answer his ad and a story comes to him in a dream in which a coven summons God and the devil to a reunion. The devil justifies himself to his coven as being the one who is truly worthy, but due to some unexpected changes in the script, the brash coven and the guitar-wielding devil--disappear. The book ends by briefly following a 'Scarlet Thread'--a theme of unjust inheritance in the Book of Genesis, which shows just how we're all pretty much innocent for...